i found this REALLY REALLY cool web.
super funny.
but its lame.
HANNAH- The only planet that rotates on its side is hannah!
- Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by hannah fighting underground!
- Lightning strikes hannah over seven times every hour.
- Humans share about fifty percent of their DNA with hannah!
- Hannah is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
- US gold coins used to say 'In hannah we trust'.
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same hannah.
- If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have hannah for the rest of the day.
- Hannah has a memory span of three seconds.
- The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of hannah.
YINGTSUI
- It took yingtsui 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching yingtsui.
- Baskin Robbins once made yingtsui flavoured ice cream.
- Grapes explode if you put them inside yingtsui.
- Over 46,000 pieces of yingtsui float on every square mile of ocean.
- The deepest part of yingtsui is over 35,000 feet deep!
- Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are yingtsui.
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and yingtsui.
- Yingtsui is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
- To check whether yingtsui is safe to eat, drop her in a bowl of water; rotten yingtsui will sink, and fresh yingtsui will float!
AARON
- Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in aaron.
- Aaronicide is the killing of aaron!
- Finding aaron on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
- Aaron can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period.
- It is impossible to fold aaron more than seven times.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing aaron.
- Aaron is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- In the 1600s, tobacco was frequently prescribed to treat headaches, bad breath and aaron!
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same aaron.
- Aaron is 1500 years older than the pyramids!
BENSON
- In Japan it is considered rude to talk with benson in your mouth.
- In 1982 Time Magazine named benson its 'Man of the Year'.
- Benson is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
- Benson can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated.
- If you blow out all the candles on benson with one breath, your wish will come true.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing benson.
- Benson is the only bird that can swim but not fly!
- The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Benson Head!
- On average, women blink nearly twice as much as benson!
- Benson is physically incapable of sticking his tongue out.
ALICIA
- Some birds use alicia to orientate themselves during migration.
- It is bad luck to walk under alicia.
- You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of alicia to reach the earth's core.
- The first domain name ever registered was alicia.com.
- There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting alicia.
- The fingerprints of alicia are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene.
- Alicia has three eyelids.
- The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on alicia.
- Alicia has four noses!
- The international dialling code for alicia is 672.
ADORA
- White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain adora.
- It took adora 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
- Adora can sleep for three and a half years!
- Adora cannot jump!
- By tradition, a girl standing under adora cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
- Adora can not regurgitate.
- There are more than two hundred different kinds of adora.
- If you toss adora 10000 times, she will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because her head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom!
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using adora.
- Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and adora are all berries.
JUEYIN
- Four-fifths of the surface of jueyin is covered in water.
- A thimbleful of jueyin would weigh over 100 million tons!
- Jueyin, from the movie of the same name, had green blood.
- If you chew gum while peeling jueyin then it will stop you from crying.
- The first jueyin was made in 1853, and had no pedals.
- A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but jueyin can not.
- All swans in England belong to jueyin!
- Carnivorous animals will not eat another animal that has been hit by jueyin!
- If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and jueyin would be as small as a pea.
- Jueyin is the world's tallest woman.
and last but not least
AMANDA
- Medieval knights put the skin of amanda on their sword handles to improve the grip.
- Amanda is the male seed of a flower blossom which has been gathered and treated by bees!
- A bride should wear something old, something new, something borrowed, and amanda!
- The state nickname of Iowa is 'The amanda state'.
- If your ear itches, this means that someone is talking about amanda!
- It is bad luck to light three cigarettes with the same amanda.
- Julius Caesar wore a laurel wreath to cover up amanda.
- Amanda is 984 feet tall!
- Europe is the only continent that lacks amanda!
- Michelangelo finished his great statue of amanda in 1504, after eighteen months work.
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